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Post by Maximum Ride on Mar 31, 2008 19:29:35 GMT -5
Max sauntered into the kitchen, her nose leading the way, following the heavenly aroma of baking cookies. Her mouth watered, Dr. Martinez was making her chocolate chip cookies, Max had died and gone to heaven, not much of stretch since she already had the ‘angel’ part down with her wings and all. She peaked around the corner, good, no one was in sight, and there were the cookies, sitting on the cooling rack on the kitchen table. Chocolate chip cookies where her weakness, Max was the first to admit it. The gooey, yummy, paradise-in-every-bite-ness that came with biting into a freshly baked cookie, there was nothing better.
Creeping over, Max snatched on of the lumpy looking cookies and stuffed it in her mouth, the melted chocolate burning her tongue. “Oh, cookie, how I love thee.” She murmured in pleasure. She could just sit here and eat the whole plate, or five whole plates! No one would notice if a few cookies were missing, right? Anyways, Dr. Martinez would make more. One thing about living with Elle and her mom, the Flock never went hungry and always had a bed and clean cloths. But how long would that last?
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Post by roen on Apr 1, 2008 7:55:54 GMT -5
The smell of cookies had drawn Gazzy into the kitchen to look for something to eat. When Gazzy got into the kitchen he saw a big plate of freshly made cookies sitting in their. He also saw Max eating one of them. Gazzy then snatched one of them and ate it up. "Oh hi Max."Gazzy said whie almost swallowing that same cookie whole. Gazzy then looked at te cookies and thought.I wonder if I could create a cookie bomb, yes a cookie bomb.
Gazzy then looked at the plate and wondered how many of them Dr. Martinez had actually made. After his wondering he began to count the cookies. There were a lot of cookies despite the two that they ate. He then wondered if Dr. Martinez would ake more. Gazzy looked back to Max and said,"How many cookies are there." He then imatitated Dr. Martinez's voice and said,"I hear people eating my homemade cookies without permission." He then imitated Ella's voice and said,"Mom there's enough cookies for everyone." then he imitatedDr. Martinez's voice and said,"Sure you're right Ella."
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Post by Maximum Ride on Apr 1, 2008 12:40:54 GMT -5
Max looked up like a guilty kid with their hand caught in the cookie jar (literally), relaxing when it was just Gazzy. “Hey, Gas.” She said cheerfully, flopping herself down on one of the padded kitchen chairs. “You do know that these cookies are reserved, right?” she asked, raising an eyebrow. “Only those above the age of thirteen can eat them.” She informed him with a straight face. “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to take three giant steps back and leave them cookies alone.”
At his imitations, Max made a face, sticking out her tongue. Gazzy could be quite convincing at times. It was a great trick for getting out of sticky situations but it could really be a pain, especially when he made it sound like inanimate objects were talking. Max had enough issues with the whole Voice in the head thing without having to doubt her sanity anymore.
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Post by roen on Apr 1, 2008 12:57:26 GMT -5
"Ya right I can eat whatever I want to max." Gazzy said while glaring at Max. He looked at the cookies and said,"Besides they don't have a sign on them saying that the younger kids can't eat them." Gazzy then walked closer to the cookies and said,"These cookies are yummy." He then grabbed another cookie and took a bite out of it. He then made a squeaky voice that is like Nudge's and Angel's and said,"don't eat us evil peoples."
Gazzy then looked to Max and said,"Max the cookies are talking. Run their gonna eat us all." Gazzy then thought.I wonder if she'll actually fall for that. It would be really funny though if she fell for that. I need to talk to Iggy about making a cookie bomb.He then looked back to max and said,"You should really run. Before you say I'm not making it seem like they can talk." Gazzy soon began to wonder if she would even beleive him.
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Post by Maximum Ride on Apr 1, 2008 14:58:22 GMT -5
Max shrugged and stole another cookie, I love you, cookie. “Didn’t you know? I’m the new cookie monster, they call my Max Monster, MM for short. I eat little talking cookies, and little boys who eat my cookies.” She gave a large smile, baring her teeth. “I’ma gunna eat chu!” she gnashed her teeth at the younger one.
“Anyways, there doesn’t need to be a sign, it’s an unwritten rule that all the cookies made by Dr. Martinez belong solely to me.” She continued, “Just ask Fang, he’ll tell you that I’m right.” She bit down on her cookie, so good. How had she managed to go so long without knowing what a chocolate chip cookie was? Now there was a mystery. The bigger question was could Iggy figure out how to bake them on a fire? That was an idea worth pursuing.
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Post by roen on Apr 1, 2008 15:24:53 GMT -5
Gazzy could barely keep himself from laughing at what Max had said,"Max that was funny, but now I'm make the cookies dissapear when you least expect it." With that Gazzy walked out of the room and procceded to draw up plans for a cookie bomb. He returned a minute later with the blueprints for a cookie bomb in his sleeves. He looked back to Max and said,"max would you be able to tell if those cookies just vanished without a trace?"
With that Gazzy began to walk around the kitchen pondering ideas on how to get the supplies for his cookie bomb. Soon he began to think.Okay for one I need to steal those cookies from Max who stole them from Dr. Martinez. I wonder how I'm gonna get the cookies to explode though. I can't use gunpowder because I want it to be eatable after it explodes. I really need to talk to Iggy about this. He's a genius with cooking and explosives so he should know pretty well. I wonder how I will get those cookies from max though.
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Post by Maximum Ride on Apr 1, 2008 15:46:20 GMT -5
“Weirdo,” Max muttered affectionately as the Gasman left the room. She had no idea where he was going, probably to get into trouble, but what was more important was that she was once again left alone with her cookies. Yes, her cookies. Of course the doctor had made the cookies just for you, at least that was how Max saw it. No body loved cookies more than her. The house was oddly quiet though, especially since seven kids lived there, six of which had wings, all of whom where capable of causing mischief at all hours of the day, or night.
Max carefully watched as Gazzy re-entered the room, alarm bells going off in her head. “Whatever you’re planning, don’t even think about it.” She warned, “I swear if you set off a stink bomb in here to get the cookies, I’ll start doing the cooking around here.” She threatened, the whole flock knew Max’s cooking was deadly, better off as rat poison then bird-kid food.
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Post by roen on Apr 1, 2008 16:13:58 GMT -5
"If you don't mind Max I have to get some fresh air."Gazzy said as he walked out of the kitchen. Once he was out of the kitchen he walked towards the front door with a plan in mind. The last thing he heard from the house before he went outside was the chewing of a delicious cookie by Max. Now that he thought about it was oddly quite in there. Once he was outside he took a big deep breath of air and then unfolded his wings. With a running start Gazzy flew up into the sky on a search for the supplies for his cookie bomb, and a stink bomb to get max out of the kitchen.
He had to fly to like five stores to get all of his supplies. Let me tell you it wasn't easy. It had tooken him five minutes to get the fuse. It had tooken him thirty minutes just to get the other ingredients. Lets not get started with the stinkbomb ingredients because it took him about 10 minutes to get those. 45 minutes later Gazzy arrived at the house. Before he entered the house again he folded his folded his wings back into his back. When he got back into the kitchen he was hoping that Max would not be curious about where he went.
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Post by Maximum Ride on Apr 1, 2008 16:34:49 GMT -5
Now, Max was not the most patient person in the world, and forty-five minutes was one heck of a long time for her to sit with those cookies, half the plate was demolished by the time Gazzy had returned. Arg! I’ll never look at another cookie again! she moaned to herself, her stomach churning with too much sugar. She wrinkled her nose when Gazzy returned. “Wait one minute young man, where do you think you were? And what’s with all that stuff?” she asked sternly, “Do you really think I was kidding about the cooking thing? I swear I’ll shove the food I’ve cooked down your throat. You’d wish you were fighting twenty Erasers.” she looked at the plate of cookies and made a face. “Take the cookies, I don’t want to see another chocolate chip for a long time.” She pushed the plate towards her youngest brother.
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Post by roen on Apr 1, 2008 16:49:18 GMT -5
"Thank you, now I don't need the stink bomb."Gazzy said as he took the cookies. then he walked upstairs into his room and started toiling away on the masterpiece that he would like to call the cookie bomb. Once he was finished he was pretty please with what he had planned. when he lights the fuse to his cookie bomb the fire starts a chain reaction which would cause the cookies inside to be exploded. Now all he needed was for Iggy to make a giant shell of a cookie around the cookies and the other ingredients. Once he was done he put them in a safe container in the highest part of his closet that he could reach.
Once he put all of that stuff away he walked into the kitchen and said to max,"Hey Max I' haven't seen anyone around here. Do you want to come help me look for Fang or someone else." Being he could give her a chance to reply Gazzy was already halfway to the door. Once outside Gazzy began to wonder where Fang and the others were. Gazzy hasn't seen or heard them all day. Gazzy took one more look behind him to see if max was coming. After a minute passed he flew into the air.
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Post by Maximum Ride on Apr 1, 2008 18:55:42 GMT -5
Rolling her eyes, Max wasn’t surprised that Gazzy was planning a stink bomb, it seemed that nothing she said would deter him from it, not even the threat of Max’s Homemade Mashed Potatoes, which usually turned out hard as a rock. Shaking her head, Max wandered into the living room, stretched out on the couch and willed her stomach to calm down, she wasn’t going to move until she was sure she wasn’t going to spew her cookies (literally!).
Just as she was falling asleep, Gazzy reappeared. Groaning, she waved her hand as if shooing a fly. “You go on without me, I don’t think I can fly with all these cookies in me.” She confessed, placing a pillow over her face. “I’ll wait here, I’m sure they’re just out and about doing something they shouldn’t.”
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